{"id":2600,"date":"2020-04-02T21:07:54","date_gmt":"2020-04-02T19:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/?p=2600"},"modified":"2025-08-14T19:36:24","modified_gmt":"2025-08-14T17:36:24","slug":"jurnal-de-coronavirus-7-mi-a-sosit-pachetul-de-masti-din-china","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/2020\/04\/jurnal-de-coronavirus-7-mi-a-sosit-pachetul-de-masti-din-china\/","title":{"rendered":"Coronavirus Diary (7) \u2013 I got the mask package from China!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I, the permanent owner of masks to be used when I get a\ncold, realized in January that my stock is almost finished. Both the masks I\nhad brought from China, as well as the ones I had bought online.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I ordered again, so that no cough will ever catch me\nunprepared, without a mask\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I bought three sets of 10 masks each. They should be enough\u2026 I chose the camouflage model, in order to not get bored&#8230; Until now, I had masks with teeth, whiskers, with zipper, flowers, ladybugs, kittens and other funny models.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What do you know, a few days after I placed the order, the virus craziness started. My God!!! Had I known, I would have ordered a truck of masks!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After two months of waiting, during which I had lost hope I would ever get the small package with <strong>the valuable merchandize<\/strong>, surprise! I have to go to the postal office to take the package! Yey!!! My masks have arrived! I am rich!!! I am protected!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I got out of the postal office very proud of myself. Who else has <strong>30 masks<\/strong> during these times? I opened the package to wear a new, &#8220;fresh&#8221; mask and\u2026 I&#8217;m really fresh:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/4-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2602\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/4-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/4-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/4-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/4-1180x885.jpg 1180w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/4.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I would put five pages of laughing faces here, because I have laughed a lot when I saw what I had got. April Fools&#8217; Day?! No, it was another order I had placed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I do not deny: apart from useful things, I like to buy stupid things too. So let me show you the other three masks I got. This is all I received, not the ones I needed\u2026 J))<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/2-1024x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/2-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"2603\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/?attachment_id=2603\" class=\"wp-image-2603\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/2-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/2-1180x885.jpg 1180w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/2.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/3-1024x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/3-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"2604\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/?attachment_id=2604\" class=\"wp-image-2604\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/3-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/3-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/3-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/3-1180x885.jpg 1180w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/3.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"2605\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/1.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/?attachment_id=2605\" class=\"wp-image-2605\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/1-1180x885.jpg 1180w, https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Will they keep the virus away?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I, the permanent owner of masks to be used when I get a cold, realized in January that my stock is almost finished. Both the masks I had brought from China, as well as the ones I had bought online. So I ordered again, so that no cough will ever catch me unprepared, without a mask\u2026 I bought three sets of 10 masks each. They should be enough\u2026 I chose the camouflage model, in order to not get bored&#8230; Until now, I had masks with teeth, whiskers, with zipper, flowers, ladybugs, kittens and other funny models. What do you know, a few days after I placed the order, the virus craziness started. My God!!! Had I known, I would have ordered a truck of masks! After two months of waiting, during which I had lost hope I would ever get the small package with the valuable merchandize, surprise! I have to go to the postal office to take the package! Yey!!! My masks have arrived! I am rich!!! I am protected!!! I got out of the postal office very proud of myself. Who else has 30 masks during these times? I opened the package to wear a new, &#8220;fresh&#8221; mask and\u2026 I&#8217;m really fresh: I would put five pages of laughing faces here, because I have laughed a lot when I saw what I had got. April Fools&#8217; Day?! No, it was another order I had placed. I do not deny: apart from useful things, I like to buy stupid things too. So let me show you the other three masks I got. This is all I received, not the ones I needed\u2026 J)) Will they keep the virus away?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2601,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[576,592,514,578,513,516,620],"class_list":["post-2600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-viata-asa-cum-e","tag-covid-19","tag-diary","tag-face-masks","tag-jurnal","tag-made-in-china","tag-masti-de-fata","tag-masti-pentru-gura-si-nas","main-post"],"translation":{"provider":"WPGlobus","version":"2.12.2","language":"en","enabled_languages":["ro","en"],"languages":{"ro":{"title":true,"content":true,"excerpt":false},"en":{"title":true,"content":true,"excerpt":false}}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2600"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2600"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2694,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2600\/revisions\/2694"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}