How\nmuch does it cost for a guy to get me a medical record so that I can change my\ndriver’s license?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\ndon’t know, as I thought I’d do it the\nlegal way<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\ncalled the call center of a well-known clinic, where I understood that 6\ndoctors had to examine me. They managed to combine the appointments so that I\ncould go to the clinic only once and solve it all, after obtaining a paper from\nthe family doctor that I am not a danger to humanity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ok\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\nshowed up at the clinic, ready for a time trial race, a surprise race, because\nI had no idea what kind of doctors I had to go to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\nreceived instructions from the reception. I only needed the map of the\nneighborhood, considering that the 6 consultations were in 3 different\nbuildings, some across the street from others, another around the corner, a\nlittle further on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Everything\nwent smoothly! I went in even faster than the schedule, I was also examined,\nnot just given a paper, which, frankly, made me happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The psychiatrist <\/strong>was the first. He asked me\nif I could hear voices. I wish I were a kind of Mel Gibson…<\/p>\n\n\n\n Do\nyou feel followed? No, because I don’t post that much J.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Have\nyou ever woken up somewhere without knowing how you got there? God, how I wish\nI could wake up like that in certain places on the planet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\ndenied briefly, the rest was just a thought. But I asked him what madman would\nsay \u201cYes\u201d to one of these questions? He said he could figure, because the problems\npeople have show one way or another. I hope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n In\nophthalmology <\/strong>I was lucky that the\ndoctor only tested my eagle eyes, not my reading eyes, as there I am a\ndisaster. Then she tested my color recognition ability, to make sure I could\nsee which traffic light was red and which was green. Then she passed the good\nvision test with flying colors: she told me she knew me from TV J.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The neurologist <\/strong>\u2013 let\u2019s get started with\nthe little hammer, how is your back, walk on the tips, put your index finger on\nyour nose \u2013 uh, good thing I didn’t drink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The ears, nose and throat<\/strong>\nspecialist understood\nright away I could hear…<\/p>\n\n\n\n In\nthe Internal Medicine department, <\/strong>I\nwas sure that the blood pressure would be high, because I had just had a fight with\nthe reception girl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\nwas on the verge of praising these people for the perfect timing of the two\nhours of racing between buildings, when… the orthopedist <\/strong>I had an appointment with told me calmly that he had no\nright to put his signature on the driving license sheets. Say what? I had made all\nthe appointments through the call center mentioning it is for the driving\nlicense and I was \u201cassigned\u201d to each doctor knowing why I need to go to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Well,\ntoo bad. Very bad, I’d say, because there was no orthopedic doctor in the clinic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cCome\ntomorrow\u201d. Really?!? What if I had the license change scheduled for tomorrow?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Well,\nit wasn’t good anyway, because I had to leave the sheet with all the signatures\nfor one day in the clinic, to be closed by someone, as far as I understand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Therefore,\nI would have to go to another orthopedist the next day, then one day later I\nhad to come and get the sheet. Well, what is this?? You spoiled it all at the\nend, after everything had gone so well??<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\nlost my temper, I have to admit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wouldn’t\nit be better if I went to the guys who give you the complete file in a few\nminutes, probably for the same money I paid at the clinic? Wouldn’t it be\nbetter to avoid the fun all the acquaintances made of me, as they couldn’t\nunderstand why I was going to do it legally?<\/p>\n\n\n\n And\nthat is how one of these things makes you to regret you chose not to do\nanything illegal\u2026 Damn!<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\nwon’t come here three times! \u2013 I told the receptionist. I don’t know how, but\ntomorrow, after I show my bones to the orthopedist, they should put their back\ninto it and give me the paper!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" How much does it cost for a guy to get me a medical record so that I can change my driver’s license? I don’t know, as I thought I’d do it the legal way. I called the call center of a well-known clinic, where I understood that 6 doctors had to examine me. They managed to combine the appointments so that I could go to the clinic only once and solve it all, after obtaining a paper from the family doctor that I am not a danger to humanity. Ok\u2026 I showed up at the clinic, ready for a time trial race, a surprise race, because I had no idea what kind of doctors I had to go to. I received instructions from the reception. I only needed the map of the neighborhood, considering that the 6 consultations were in 3 different buildings, some across the street from others, another around the corner, a little further on. Everything went smoothly! I went in even faster than the schedule, I was also examined, not just given a paper, which, frankly, made me happy. The psychiatrist was the first. He asked me if I could hear voices. I wish I were a kind of Mel Gibson… Do you feel followed? No, because I don’t post that much J. Have you ever woken up somewhere without knowing how you got there? God, how I wish I could wake up like that in certain places on the planet! I denied briefly, the rest was just a thought. But I asked him what madman would say \u201cYes\u201d to one of these questions? He said he could figure, because the problems people have show one way or another. I hope. In ophthalmology I was lucky that the doctor only tested my eagle eyes, not my reading eyes, as there I am a disaster. Then she tested my color recognition ability, to make sure I could see which traffic light was red and which was green. Then she passed the good vision test with flying colors: she told me she knew me from TV J. The neurologist \u2013 let\u2019s get started with the little hammer, how is your back, walk on the tips, put your index finger on your nose \u2013 uh, good thing I didn’t drink. The ears, nose and throat specialist understood right away I could hear… In the Internal Medicine department, I was sure that the blood pressure would be high, because I had just had a fight with the reception girl. I was on the verge of praising these people for the perfect timing of the two hours of racing between buildings, when… the orthopedist I had an appointment with told me calmly that he had no right to put his signature on the driving license sheets. Say what? I had made all the appointments through the call center mentioning it is for the driving license and I was \u201cassigned\u201d to each doctor knowing why I need to go to him. Well, too bad. Very bad, I’d say, because there was no orthopedic doctor in the clinic. \u201cCome tomorrow\u201d. Really?!? What if I had the license change scheduled for tomorrow? Well, it wasn’t good anyway, because I had to leave the sheet with all the signatures for one day in the clinic, to be closed by someone, as far as I understand. Therefore, I would have to go to another orthopedist the next day, then one day later I had to come and get the sheet. Well, what is this?? You spoiled it all at the end, after everything had gone so well?? I lost my temper, I have to admit. Wouldn’t it be better if I went to the guys who give you the complete file in a few minutes, probably for the same money I paid at the clinic? Wouldn’t it be better to avoid the fun all the acquaintances made of me, as they couldn’t understand why I was going to do it legally? And that is how one of these things makes you to regret you chose not to do anything illegal\u2026 Damn! I won’t come here three times! \u2013 I told the receptionist. I don’t know how, but tomorrow, after I show my bones to the orthopedist, they should put their back into it and give me the paper!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6678,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1445,1378,1447,1446,1449,1380,1448,1377,1381],"class_list":["post-6677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-viata-asa-cum-e","tag-clinic","tag-clinica","tag-documente","tag-documents","tag-driver-license","tag-legal","tag-legally","tag-permis-auto","tag-programare","main-post"],"translation":{"provider":"WPGlobus","version":"2.12.2","language":"en","enabled_languages":["ro","en"],"languages":{"ro":{"title":true,"content":true,"excerpt":false},"en":{"title":true,"content":true,"excerpt":false}}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6677"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6677"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7108,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6677\/revisions\/7108"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danamladin.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}